You sad trekkies, still if this gets your thing going, go ahead knock yourself out...
How to play:
Sip if any of the following occur:
- Bones says "Hes dead, Jim."
- Bones points out hes a doctor, not a "________"
- Kirk gets the girl
- Kirk outwits a computer
- Kirk violates the prime directive
- Kirks shirt gets ripped
- Kirk bluffs his out
- Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
- Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
- Kirk kisses the girl
- Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
- Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
- Spock shows emotion
- Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
- Spock looks into the science station
- Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
- Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
- Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
- Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
- Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
- Chekov promotes Russian history
- Chekov says "But Keptin...."
- Chekov pronounces a "w" like a "v"
- Sulu sets course
- Sulu has the con
- Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
- Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
- Uhura sings
- Yeoman Rand serves coffee
- Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
- Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
- Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
- A redshirt dies
- The weapons are powerless
- The transporter is inoperative
- Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
- Communicators malfunction
- The shields are about to collapse
- The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
- The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
- You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
- A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
- Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
CHUG if any of the following occur:
- Kirk does not get the girl
- Sulu gets a sword
- Major character dies/is assumed dead
- Starfleet exonerates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
- Lt. Leslie speaks
- Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century
