How to Play

Gather your mates around the telly, and place drinks within easy reach. Drink when instructed to do so; in case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always err on the side of drinking!

Take a sip if:

• Rachel calls someone "Honey"
• Chandler says a "Chandlerism"
• Phoebe says a "Phoebism"
• If Ross takes longer to say a sentence than a normal person would
• Any of the friends drinks a coffee product (or mentions it)
• A celebrity makes an appearance
• The hallway between Monica/Rachel's and Chandler/Joey's apartment is shown
• The exterior of Central Perk is shown
• Any of the six are shown at work (2 sips if they're actually doing any work)
• The exterior of Monica/Rachel's and Chandler/Joey's apartment building is shown
• Any two or more main characters hug (2 sips if it's Ross and Rachel)
• Gunther moans to himself how much he loves/wants Rachel
• Any of the main character's parents show up
• Joey doesn't understand something that should be totally obvious (2 sips if you didn't get it either)
• Any animal is shown or spoken about (Smelly Cat, a chick, a duck, etc.)
• Ross and Rachel touch each other
• Ross and Rachel argue

Take a gulp if:

• All six main characters hang out in Monica/Rachel's apartment
• The inside of Phoebe's apartment is shown
• Any of the six eat something that isn't considered normal food (fat, leg wax, etc.) (2 gulps if you've eaten it before)
• Phoebe plays a song on her guitar (2 gulps if it makes no sense or has no point)
• The inside of Ross' apartment is shown
• One of the six do something obviously out of character (2 gulps if it drives you crazy)
• Any of the six drink a bottled beverage
• Anyone makes a reference to an old TV show (2 gulps if you used to watch it)
• Ross mentions Ben, Carol, or Susan
• Phoebe dates a weirdo (2 gulps if you've dated someone just like them)
• Joey goes on an audition
• Any of the six main characters kiss a non-main character
• Ross gets jealous
• Mark makes a pass at Rachel
• Phoebe drives her grandma's taxi (2 gulps if the passengers have pillows)
• Joey and Chandler get a new piece of furniture (2 gulps if Joey built it)
• Monica does something anal-retentive (2 gulps if you do it too)
• All six main characters play a game (poker, Twister, Happy Days Game, etc.)
• Phoebe's brother does or says something weird (2 gulps if you do it too)
• Any main character get mad at another main character (drink everything in sight and lose faith in sit-com television if they don't make up by the end of the show, or in a year if it's Ross and Rachel)

Chug your entire drink if:

• Monica dates a decent guy (other than Richard)
• Marcel ever returns
• Joey actually understands the opposite sex
• Phoebe says something sensible
• Ben talks or has any facial expression
• Joey offers good love-life advice to anyone
• Any of the six drink alcohol
• Phoebe's dad actually shows up
• Dr. Green is nice to Ross
• Chandler drops his sarcastic, cynical facade
• Janice laughs (chug 2 drinks if it makes you wince)

Drink everything in sight if:

• Ugly Naked Guy is fully shown
• Pete becomes the Ultimate Fighting Champion
• Chandler stops making smart-ass comments
• Paolo shows up
• Ross kills Mark
• Phoebe and Ursula get along
• Gunther asks Rachel out
• Chandler becomes gay
• Barry and Mindy reproduce