To play this game you'll need something to drink and some episodes of the X-Files. You can take sips and gulps of beer, wine or mixed drinks, or if you want to get wasted, use a whole load of pre-poured shots or half-shots laid out on the table.

How to Play

You'll need to take a drink every time one of the following situations takes place - as soon as you see it yell DRINK!!!! - whoever shouts it first does not have to take a sip.

1 Drink

• A computer does something computers cannot do.
• Mulder or Scully smile.
• Scully is called "Dana."
• Mulder is called "Fox."
• Scully gives some long "scientific" explanation.
• Mulder utters a wry witticism or "Mulderism" (two sips if Scully actually smiles as a result).
• Any character, including Mulder or Scully, shows their badge.
• Scully calls a connection/evidence "purely circumstantial" or "scientifically impossible."
• Mulder happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.
• You see Smoking Man (smoking or not).
• Mulder talks to Deep Throat or Mr. X.
• Lone Gunmen appear/are consulted.
• Mulder or Scully call each other on cell phone and say, "It's me" or "Where are you?"
• Scully does an autopsy.
• Mulder or Scully is using a car-battery-powered Super-Flashlight.
• Scully misses the proof of a paranormal event.
• Scully goes into a dark room and yells, "MULDER!?!"
• Mulder goes into a dark room and yells, "SCULLY!?!"
• Mulder loses or destroys his overcoat, and later appears wearing it again as if nothing had happened.
• Skinner is seen outside of FBI Headquarters.

2 Drinks

• Mulder and Scully actually touch each other, anywhere, anyhow.
• Scully happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.
• Scully gets kidnapped.
• Scully tells Mulder to "get some sleep."
• Mulder's sister is mentioned (by him or anyone else).
• Mulder or Scully actually shoot their guns.
• Smoking Man smokes in front of a "No Smoking" sign.
• Scully wears any footwear other than pumps.
• Mulder puts a masking-tape X on the window.
• Mulder or Scully have a date or romantic encounter (not with each other).
• A mutant/alien/monster kills someone.
• Scully is called "Starbuck."
• Mulder is called "Spooky."
• Scully smokes a cigarette, or Mulder has a drink.
• Scully drives.
• The credits say something other than "The Truth is Out There."
• Well-Manicured Man (or any other of the mysterious cabal) appears.

Finish the Bottle:

• Mulder and Scully kiss or say, "I love you."
• You actually see an alien or UFO.