There's nothing quite as satisfying as playing a game where you must use these 3 words. The play is very similar to "Whizz Bang Boing", and is best played amongst people who know each other well enough to get away with calling them names.

How to Play

The rules are very simple; you can't call a wuss a wuss, and you can't look a fucker in the eye.

One player starts the game by looking at another player and shouting "Wuss." The next player has three options:

1. Return play to the person that called them a wuss, by looking them directly in the eye and calling them a "Douchebag".
2. Return play to the person that called them a wuss, by looking away from them, and calling them "Fucker".
3. Call a player "Wuss" (other than the player who called them a wuss); that new player then has control.

As with any drinking game, if you mess up, you drink.