How to Play
Player sit in a circle. The first player initiates play to their right by saying “Ooooh” accompanied by appropriate fisting movements with their left hand. The player next to them can continue play to the right by saying “Oooh” and fisting to the right; change direction by crossing hands across their chest whilst saying (in their best German porn star voice) “Das ist good, Yah”; or skip a person by standing up with both hands raised above their head and saying “Up de pooper”. Other players have the same options to control the direction of play. The game invariably gets louder (and more orgasmic) as time goes on. Players consume two fingers everytime they get it wrong.